/* START random quote portion */
var r_text = new Array ();
r_text[0] = "I really like brain teasers.";
r_text[1] = "I enjoy reciting the alphabet backwards.";
r_text[2] = "It's so good to see you.";
r_text[3] = "Sometimes I sing in the shower.";
r_text[4] = "I still write in cursive.";
r_text[5] = "Circlets should make a comeback.";
r_text[6] = "Limericks are fun.";
r_text[7] = "Bonus: Double-jointed shoulders!";
var i = Math.floor(8*Math.random())